Bernard King

 This is a darker giggle on the wonders of modern medicine.

A friend was suffering from hypertension and the medic attached a recorder, with a pressure band, around her arm.us.

 Creches are being created everywhere 

It’s Christmas, creches are being created everywhere to celebrate the birth of Jesus.

This is a sign in French village. 

This is a sign in French village. It is for selling apples.

Policeman directing a motor cyclist. 

This is a policeman directing a motor cyclist. All made from electronic components!

DRAMA AT LES IMBERTS

DRAMA AT LES IMBERTS!

Les Imberts is a village, no, a few houses with a garage. The garage is where it all happened.

So I don’t care what the neighbours look like as long 

So I don’t care what the neighbours look like as long as they don’t scare my dog.

Someone’s day is about to end in tears

Someone’s day is about to end in tears

I was fixing this shelf in the kitchen when….

I was fixing this shelf in the kitchen when….

A bad case of galloping garden gnome disease

A bad case of galloping garden gnome disease – a cure is still being sought.

The Internet is awash with get rich quick schemes

The Internet is awash with get rich quick schemes, especially surrounding the stock market.

A friend was having problems with gastric wind

A friend was having problems with gastric wind. After a particularly loud release of pressure she covered it beautifully.

Clochemerle peals again!

A man in the village wanted to sell his house. During the solicitor’s search it transpired the stairs leading to the house did not belong to the house